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Born in a mechanics office and given gifts by three drunken fortune tellers (including a high e-string, the blues, and roller coaster girlfriends), Monsoon! got its first choking gasp of air when three friends, one of which now gainfully employed as a in-house pet marriage counselor, tripping on coffee and smoking beer, decided to do something with those gifts.
Years later, Monsoon! gained a cult following within the markets of alcoholic housewives, cornfarmers, and moviegoers everywhere. Unfortunately, Monsoon! is still paying off the debt for that "stint" back in 2009 and will not, at this time, be invited back to Tucson for this year’s Pussy-Flavored Cigarette Awareness Gala.
Currently, the band is doing fantastically well working on a shrimping boat with some friendly sailors off the coast of Somalia. The fellas are in the final stages of buying the rights back to their yet-unfinished autobiographical, tell-all, self-help coloring book, “Of Course I Can Do This, I’m Drunk.”
After 14 consecutive band breakups, 22 failed marriages, 8 billion cups of coffee, and countless bad jokes, the band is optimistic about the future, but has officially retired from betting on cockfights after Ilan mistook his 4 month old child for heavyweight contender “El Gallo Grandissimo” and was mauled in an attempt to change the bird’s diaper. Milo went on to marry Cindy Crawford but blew her fortune on getting Hall & Oates to play his Bar Mitzvah following his declaration of faith to Born-Again Buddhism.
Just listen to the music – www.Monsoon.Bandcamp.com
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CDs availible:
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Monsoon! - Don't Help Me, I Like It This Way
A call to arms for minimalist rock n roll.
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